1. three styrofoam wig heads
2. catcalled repeatedly
3. a replacement phone charger and two plastic phone cases
4. a couple of unexciting snapshots of the oft-documented abandoned municipal campus
5. told “If you want coffee, honey, go to Wendy’s” after my second failed attempt to buy a cup at an independent business
6. asked how I broke in my cowgirl boots, and if I am churchgoing.